This is too funny
- but I suspect the
minister didn't appreciate it.
A
minister was
completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he
said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it
into
the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All
the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had
all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the
river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down...
The choir leader stood very cautiously and announced,
with a smile
(nearly laughing), 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365,
'Shall
We Gather at the River.'
See you in a camper down by the river!
Bring your own glass!
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Half the congregation wondered if his kidneys could handle that.
ReplyDelete"If the ocean was whiskey, and I was a duck...I'd dive to the bottom and never come up!"
ReplyDeleteWhiskey, Rye Whiskey!
ReplyDeleteJack o' Diamonds, Jack o' Diamonds, and I know you of old. Robbed my poor pockets of a silver and gold.
Whiskey, Rye Whiskey!
Jack of Diamonds Jack of Diamonds you robber of old You robbed my poor pockets of silver and gold.
ReplyDeleteRye whiskey I cry. If whiskey don't kill me I'll live til I die.
I miss Tex Ritter. Met him in a night club concert in NYC.
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