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Does it Matter if Hillary Clinton Is a Carpet-Muncher? Jenny McCarthy, easily the finest female specimen ever to appear on estrogen-addled daytime-TV squawkfest The View, recently upset the eternally offended Gay Lobby by insinuating what most of the Western world has insinuated for decades—that Hillary Clinton has a taste for female flesh. Even though being gay is supposed to be cool, Clinton supporters balked and blanched and belched at the allegation not because being a Daughter of Sappho is a matter of shame, but because Clinton is on record denying it, which would make her a liar in the grand tradition of her husband. Assuming that Clinton does not die from herpes nor succumb to a fatal blood clot between now and 2016 when it is presumed she would be a shoo-in for the Democratic nomination for president, would it really matter if she were, to put it in the vulgar argot of sailors and longshoremen, a clam-licker? TAKI (via skoonj) Look, just prior to the 1992 election,  I was privy to a conversation where a preppy college girl, who had summer interned for Hillary's Children's Defense Fund, discussed (laughingly) about how Hillary was constantly on the make with the "girls." To the point of being a sexual predator no different than her husband-in-name-only Slick Willy.

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