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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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"... the sisters are also launching Couture, which is a colour and shaping treatment for pubic hair."
ReplyDeleteIll just get a merkin.
ReplyDeleteTim
That's a real stout handle on the vagina trainer. I'm guessing it's needed for when it gets too aggressive and extra leverage is necessary.
ReplyDeleteI suspect the third one is not an indication the girls don't know where it is and what it's for, but a symptom of the general illiteracy that is endemic in millenials. After all, 'vagina' has more than one syllable and is not yet featured in a song or American idol.
ReplyDeleteLt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
ReplyDeleteStrictly as a community service, I'll assist any young lady with a "guided tour" in search of their vagina.
{kinda guy I am}
Geo
Sheesh... what's now a "service" was what I was arrested for. And I SWEAR she looked 15.
ReplyDeleteRaja, is that named for Randy Couture? It sounds like it could be insulting to our Vagino-American friends.
ReplyDelete"colour and shaping treatment for pubic hair" gives me visions of the late Jim Trafficant.
ReplyDeleteVaginas, the original point and click (or is that dick?) interface.
ReplyDeleteIs this like the old joke about the gal (or guy) who was so ignorant about sex, she thought a vulva was a Swedish car?
ReplyDeleteThe best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self lubricating. It takes any size piston. Once started, it can develop awesome energy. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so f*cking temperamental.
ReplyDeleteTim
Tim wins...case closed
ReplyDelete~sleeping giant~
I believe the external manifestation of the female genitalia is the vulva, not the vagina. Why is this mis-identification getting perpetuated?
ReplyDeleteTechnically, of course, you are correct. However, in common usage the term "vagina" has come to encompass the pudendum.
ReplyDeleteSo, just how technically correct do you want to be?
As Terry Southern and Mason Hoffenberg (writing together as "Maxwell Canton") did, just call it a "honeypot".
By the way, do you know the difference between p*ssy and parsley? Nobody actually eats parsley!
Re: personal vag trainer
ReplyDelete£149 for a beginner's toy?
Phooey. Spend less, get more:
http://yonihealer.co.uk/
http://youtu.be/E1IFDO7KHAE
(love the beer bottle scene)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87R9u4IO7qs