WASHINGTON—Following
the publication of the image above, in which the most cherished figures
from multiple religious faiths were depicted engaging in a lascivious
sex act of considerable depravity, no one was murdered, beaten, or had
their lives threatened, sources reported Thursday. The image of the
Hebrew prophet Moses high-fiving Jesus Christ as both are having their
erect penises vigorously masturbated by Ganesha, all while the Hindu
deity anally penetrates Buddha with his fist, reportedly went online at
6:45 p.m. EDT, after which not a single bomb threat was made against
the organization responsible, nor did the person who created the
cartoon go home fearing for his life in any way. Though some members of
the Jewish, Christian, Hindu, and Buddhist faiths were reportedly
offended by the image, sources confirmed that upon seeing it, they
simply shook their heads, rolled their eyes, and continued on with
their day.
CFinCO
The world will continue to clean up the crap off the carpet without smacking the terrorist dogs across the nose with a newspaper.
ReplyDeleteAh, but any moment now American Muslims will stand up and make their voices heard as they speak out in condemnation and repudiation of such acts, just as they always do…
ReplyDeleteSo,
ReplyDeleteMohamed didn't get into Paradise after all?
We can only hope that "smacking across the nose with a newspaper" is merely a metaphor for dropping nukes on Mecca, Medina and several other cancerous rats' nests.
ReplyDeleteAnn Hedonia & Sam Paku
Note the scare quotes around the word 'terrorist' in the MSN headline.
ReplyDeleteAs if only we troglodytes are so unsophisticated as to call these people by their true name.
... the image above, in which the most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were depicted engaging in a lascivious sex act...
ReplyDeleteis from The Onion
http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-one-murdered-because-of-this-image,29553/
CFinCO