My
wife doesn't know who Dane Cook is. I shield her that way.
But she walked in today while I was listening to his "An athiest
sneezed and I said "God Bless You" routine. I was in
tears. I told her
she had to listen to just this bit; that Cook is far too profane for
her, but this was too precious, and fairly clean for him.
Trust me. Here it is.
She laughed and made noises the whole time. |
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"God bless you!"
ReplyDelete"Uh, that's not appropriate. I'm an atheist."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I should have said 'Go fuck yourself'!"
Phil N. LeBlanc
P.S. Naw, I still got it wrong. "Go fuck yourself" is what you say when a Muslim sneezes. Or even when a Muslim doesn't sneeze.
"Print the Bible on him!"
ReplyDeleteProof that God has a sense of Humor!