scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
That's a pretty artless grip she has on that pen. Should we surmise she is similarly clumsy when gripping something of greater circumference? I mean, hooters will get you only so far; there's a lot to be said for a gal with skillful hands…
Way, WAY back in the really early '50's, the Nuns of the B.V.M. (SOME people said it stood for Black Veiled Monsters,) at Our Lady, Help of Christians Catholic School in Chicago, would severely beat you with their Rosary Beads if you EVER held a pencil like that(good Catholic children didn't use anything other than a No. 3 pencil until they were in high school!) The Latin equivalent of "Train thru Pain" was carved into the bricks over the main entrance.
Son, I've seen cleavages before. My first wife, frankly, had a better one than Ms. Johansen's. But a tattoo, especially on a beautiful women, reveals a pathology that I'm not interested in dealing with.
Besides, I can afford to be fussy; I'm married to a wonderful woman.
That's a pretty artless grip she has on that pen. Should we surmise she is similarly clumsy when gripping something of greater circumference? I mean, hooters will get you only so far; there's a lot to be said for a gal with skillful hands…
ReplyDeleteCaballero Andante
Is that how she was taught to hold a pen? She looks like a 4 year old with a crayon.
ReplyDeleteThat was my first thought when I saw this. My God I am getting old.
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Way, WAY back in the really early '50's, the Nuns of the B.V.M. (SOME people said it stood for Black Veiled Monsters,) at Our Lady, Help of Christians Catholic School in Chicago, would severely beat you with their Rosary Beads if you EVER held a pencil like that(good Catholic children didn't use anything other than a No. 3 pencil until they were in high school!) The Latin equivalent of "Train thru Pain" was carved into the bricks over the main entrance.
ReplyDeleteOne possible explanation is this is her"autograph fist;" used to forestall writing cramps that come with long bouts of signing.
ReplyDeleteAs a lefty I can tell you a lot of left hamded people learn that same way. Not how I learned, but it's really common.
ReplyDeleteJosh
Tattoo. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteLOOKING AT HER TATOO????
ReplyDeletepuzzled x
What's the difference between rosy pink and dark purple ? Her grip ! Thanks, and be sure to try the brisket....
ReplyDeleteSon, I've seen cleavages before. My first wife, frankly, had a better one than Ms. Johansen's. But a tattoo, especially on a beautiful women, reveals a pathology that I'm not interested in dealing with.
ReplyDeleteBesides, I can afford to be fussy; I'm married to a wonderful woman.
At least if her necklace clasp breaks,
ReplyDeleteshe won't lose the necklace.
Plus there's the grape-toss game.
Ah Boss , The Rollover ? 8 } > SMIBSID
ReplyDeleteIm married to a wonderful woman...translation= I run to the end of my chain and bark!
ReplyDeleteSkoot
Wow, stop doing that.
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