scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"So I sez to this rabbit, I sez, Hey Rabbit...You ever have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?..." "So this rabbit sez, Nope, so I wipes my ass with him."
'It's easier to read if there is snow.'
ReplyDeleteTim
Russian Orthodox would be my guess?
ReplyDeleteRecycled...not mine, but seems to fit.
ReplyDelete"So I sez to this rabbit, I sez, Hey Rabbit...You ever have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?..." "So this rabbit sez, Nope, so I wipes my ass with him."
I dunno.
ReplyDeleteDoes the Pope sh!t in the woods?
Stop that! If you shake it more than twice you're playing with it.
ReplyDeleteI ever tell you about the time Uncle Smokey got his caught in the zipper of his dungarees?
ReplyDeleteI did crap once in the Osceola. If ya want to see it, I can give ya the Lat/Long.
ReplyDeletePygmy Rattler
• The world is a man's urinal, kid.
ReplyDelete• No, your sister can't see us from there.
• Just relax and think of running water.
• Because on Federal land, we gotta do drug tests.
• Hey, could be worse. We could be doin' toilet paper ads.
And the winner is, and several times too, ... DM
ReplyDeletePlease don't squeeze the charmin!
ReplyDeleteAlways look both ways Junior. We are very vulnerable at this point.
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