scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
• Geeze, am I gonna have nose hair like that? • Swell, I'm white. Now it'll be nuthin' but privilege, privilege, privilege. • Dang! Two mommies. • I saaaid, "It's frikkin' freezin' in here! Get me a shirt, woman!" • Can't understand a word. Speak English fercryinoutloud! • Aww, mannn … eighteen more years of listenin' to her whiney voice. • Kripes, that laugh. Better be a good trust fund. • 3am. Yeah, I'll set my internal clock to wake at 3am. • Don't know who the daddy is, huh?
Implants. Dryer than a popcorn fart.
ReplyDeleteTim
Less talking, more boobs.
ReplyDeleteGot milk?
ReplyDelete• Geeze, am I gonna have nose hair like that?
ReplyDelete• Swell, I'm white. Now it'll be nuthin' but privilege, privilege, privilege.
• Dang! Two mommies.
• I saaaid, "It's frikkin' freezin' in here! Get me a shirt, woman!"
• Can't understand a word. Speak English fercryinoutloud!
• Aww, mannn … eighteen more years of listenin' to her whiney voice.
• Kripes, that laugh. Better be a good trust fund.
• 3am. Yeah, I'll set my internal clock to wake at 3am.
• Don't know who the daddy is, huh?
Make me a sammich, woman!
ReplyDeleteTits, Hell ! I'm an ass man !
ReplyDeleteThought bubble:
ReplyDelete"Not bad, but she's a lot older than her picture on match.com made her look"
"DAMMIT! She just said I'm gonna be a bottle baby!"
ReplyDeleteJust a B cup?
ReplyDeleteHa! Good luck picking a winner there Uncle Rodger! There are several good ones to choose from.
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