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Tuesday, May 05, 2015

When a Vegan Speaks ...



7 comments:

  1. Dated a vegan some years back. She fed her two cats 'vegan' cat food. I got her to try some high end meat-based cat food, She told me, in surprise, a few weeks later, that they had gained weight! I told her "That's because they're eating right."

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  2. Q. How can you tell a person is a vegan?

    A. Don't worry, they'll tell you!

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  3. Vegan is an old Indian word for 'bad hunter.'
    Tim

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  4. Being a vegan means, not having enough nutrients to run your brain (not that it was all that great to start with)

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  5. Vegans are the Westboro Baptist Church of diets

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  6. My dog wouldn't eat grapes.

    She did drink an entire Heineken once when she was a pup, but turned her nose up at beer forever after that.

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  7. "Being a vegan means, not having enough nutrients to run your brain (not that it was all that great to start with"
    Vegan = Votes Democrat

    Tetzman

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