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| Our granddaughter
entertained the assembled family yesterday with her
explanation of life, which she figured out after much pondering.
I am
not making this up. |
It all starts when a girl
kisses a boy. The boy's spit has fertilizer
and it gets into
a small
hole in her tongue.
When she swallows the egg goes into her stomach
where it grows for two months. Then the baby comes out of her privacies.
Oh. The reason girls can't show their na-nays, but
boys can, is because the girl's na-nays contain milk and she can't let
it
get stolen. Boys don't have milk in their na-nays, so they don't
have
to hide them. |
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Oh good grief. All jumbled up in a child's mind. Kind of how it should be, she's a kid. ;)
ReplyDeleteWait...
ReplyDeleteAre you saying that's NOT what happens?
Don't send her to public or parochial school, they'll teach her all kinds of sh*t and screw her up.
ReplyDeleteShe already attends parochial school. For 3 years now.
ReplyDelete"She already attends parochial school."
ReplyDeleteNo wonder she's got it so screwed up. No mention of a stork anywhere...