scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him, “Congratulations, your wife has had twins, two big baby boys."
The redneck said, "Well, I'm not surprised. I have a dick on me like a f*cking chimney."
The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re both black.
Obviously a low information voter and a liberal Democrat!
ReplyDeleteUhhh, no, a vasectomy has nothing to do with your wife getting pregnant.
ReplyDeleteWhat's rough is when you have a vasectomy and find out that your wife is still on the pill.
That being said, it's still the best money I ever spent.
I strongly suspect the original tweet was written sarcastically.
ReplyDeleteA redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him, “Congratulations, your wife has had twins, two big baby boys."
ReplyDeleteThe redneck said, "Well, I'm not surprised. I have a dick on me like a f*cking chimney."
The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re both black.
Tim