scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Thursday, February 04, 2016
Been there ...
Boy: Hi.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I said hi, not suck my dick.
Woman: "Does that pickup line work on ANY women?" Man: "Just the pretty ones..." ---------------------- Woman: "You're too old!" Man: "And you're too fat. But life is all about compromises..." ---------------------- Woman: "Are you hitting on me?" Man: "It's called flirting, and it's something grownups do." ---------------------- Woman: "You're creeping me out." Man: "Wait a minute. I'm getting judged by someone wearing that strange outfit?" ---------------------- Woman: "I have a boyfriend." Man: "I have an uncle named Fred." Woman: "What?" Man: "Oh I'm sorry. I thought you wanted to talk about irrelevant stuff."
I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, 'If you lost a few pounds, had a shave, got your hair cut, and dressed better, you'd look all right.' I said, 'If I did that, I'd be talking to your good looking friend over there.' Tim
Woman: "Does that pickup line work on ANY women?"
ReplyDeleteMan: "Just the pretty ones..."
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Woman: "You're too old!"
Man: "And you're too fat. But life is all about compromises..."
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Woman: "Are you hitting on me?"
Man: "It's called flirting, and it's something grownups do."
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Woman: "You're creeping me out."
Man: "Wait a minute. I'm getting judged by someone wearing that strange outfit?"
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Woman: "I have a boyfriend."
Man: "I have an uncle named Fred."
Woman: "What?"
Man: "Oh I'm sorry. I thought you wanted to talk about irrelevant stuff."
I got millions more...
I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, 'If you lost a few pounds, had a shave, got your hair cut, and dressed better, you'd look all right.' I said, 'If I did that, I'd be talking to your good looking friend over there.'
ReplyDeleteTim
Charlie Brown looks down his pants and says, "I've got one of these."
ReplyDeleteLucy lifts up her dress and says, "I've got one of these and with it I can get all of those I want."
Whaaat?
ReplyDeleteI said, "My duck is sick."