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Saturday, February 13, 2016

Umbrella, AK; what's the dif?

                        
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The incident, which occurred early Wednesday morning, was prompted by a call to the San Diego County Sheriff’s office of a bald white male, wearing a black shirt and jeans and walking across campus carrying a rifle. This resulted in a shelter-in place order for some 400 staff and students going through orientation before the start of the fall session. Rapidly, facility and classmates banded together to barricade doors with tables and chairs, expecting the worst.

The situation resolved itself after 30 minutes when an umbrella-bearing teacher figured out he matched the description of the alleged gunman and surrendered to law enforcement.

Somewhere in the bowels of Hell, Adolph Schicklegruber is plaintively crying out- "Oh-Oh.  Give me just one more try at them!"
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5 comments:

  1. DougM2/13/16, 2:16 PM

    Then again, you can never be too careful.

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  2. DougM2/13/16, 2:22 PM

    Almost forgot the John Steed version.

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  3. USMC28412/13/16, 2:58 PM

    Who carries an umbrella in San Diego? Something's fishy.

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  4. Sonoboy2/14/16, 7:43 AM

    I've been meaning to get one of these:

    http://unbreakableumbrella.com

    Of course, it doesn't have a 'Set to Stun' feature.

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  5. Cheesy2/16/16, 9:52 AM

    When they said "higher education" what did you think it meant?

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