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This is a conversation between a man and
his girlfriend.
Please note that she asks 5 or 6 questions which I answered quite simply and she is speechless after answering only one question. Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No. Man: Where's your Ferrari?
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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She COULD drink beer (or even champagne cocktails, for that matter) -- she'd just get guys to buy her drinks for her!
ReplyDeleteIn fact, if she plays her cards right, she'll even find a guy who'll buy her a Ferrari…
A conversation between 2 women:
"Wanna go to the bar?"
"I can't. I'm broke."
"Don't worry. Just unbutton your blouse a little and you won't have to pay for a single drink…"
Moo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don
She: Why do you drink so much beer?
ReplyDeleteHe: Why do you spend so much money on make-up?
She: So I'll look pretty.
He: That's what the beer does.
Nver met a woman who bought 'er own Ferrari.
ReplyDeleteNo one asked her how much wine she drinks and that stuff is far more costly than beer.
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