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Sunday, April 24, 2016

Do you drink beer?





Man Logic



This is a conversation between a man and his girlfriend.

Please note that she asks 5 or 6 questions which I answered quite simply and she is speechless after answering only one question.

Woman:    Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman:    How many beers a day?
Man:    Usually about 3

Woman:    How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:    And how long have you been drinking?
Man:    About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:    So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts
your spending each month at $450.00.  In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?
Man:    Correct

Woman:    If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation,
the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?
Man:    Correct

Woman:    Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money
could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a  Ferrari?

Man:    Do you drink beer?
Woman:    No.

Man:    Where's your Ferrari?

T.Mann

4 comments:

  1. She COULD drink beer (or even champagne cocktails, for that matter) -- she'd just get guys to buy her drinks for her!
    In fact, if she plays her cards right, she'll even find a guy who'll buy her a Ferrari…

    A conversation between 2 women:
    "Wanna go to the bar?"
    "I can't. I'm broke."
    "Don't worry. Just unbutton your blouse a little and you won't have to pay for a single drink…"

    Moo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don

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  2. She: Why do you drink so much beer?

    He: Why do you spend so much money on make-up?

    She: So I'll look pretty.

    He: That's what the beer does.

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  3. Nver met a woman who bought 'er own Ferrari.

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  4. No one asked her how much wine she drinks and that stuff is far more costly than beer.

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