scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Monday, May 23, 2016
A guy walks into a bar ...
A skeleton walks into a bar and says "Gimme a beer and a mop."
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender hands over the beer and says "No charge". Luigi
ReplyDeleteDid you here about the man who got cooled to absolute zero. He's OK now.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says,"Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." He doesn't react.