scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Wednesday, May 25, 2016
Colored Printer
My black friend asked me if there's a colored printer in the library. I said "Shit man, it's 2016- you can use whatever printer you want!"
Hahaha!! I was making cookies and went to the local corner grocery to get some sprinkles. I asked the black woman at the counter if she had any colored sugar. She said, "Oh, you mean brown sugar, don't you honey?"
Hahaha!! I was making cookies and went to the local corner grocery to get some sprinkles. I asked the black woman at the counter if she had any colored sugar. She said, "Oh, you mean brown sugar, don't you honey?"
ReplyDelete"Hey, Brown Sugar! Lemme aks you, you gots any colored sugar?"
ReplyDeleteA black guy asked me, "Did the Yankees win?" I told him, "Yeah, Man! You're free!"
ReplyDeleteDat sheet don'ts be funny, Crackas.
ReplyDeleteJuan Eng-Gris Schwartzer