scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
For so many of these one liners you post, I hear Steven Wright delivering them. That's a good thing.
Juice, Wright or Youngman both probably said it.
I've taken to shaving just one leg. That way when I'm in bed it feels like I'm sleeping with a woman.I was stunned when I discovered the local cops now carry Tasers.Last night my two friends and I ordered a cheese platter to share; we had a fromage a trois.I saw an ad for a "Pirate GPS". It tells you exactly where you Arr.
For stealing a calendar I got 12 months. Luigi
now we're in a proper groove!
And here's one for all the clairvoyants amongst us:Sir H the Comet
Luigi, did you get 12 months in Leavenworth? You coulda got 11 months in Twelveworth!Q. Where's the best place to weigh a pie?A. Somewhere over the rainbow!
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.Tim
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For so many of these one liners you post, I hear Steven Wright delivering them. That's a good thing.
ReplyDeleteJuice, Wright or Youngman both probably said it.
ReplyDeleteI've taken to shaving just one leg. That way when I'm in bed it feels like I'm sleeping with a woman.
ReplyDeleteI was stunned when I discovered the local cops now carry Tasers.
Last night my two friends and I ordered a cheese platter to share; we had a fromage a trois.
I saw an ad for a "Pirate GPS". It tells you exactly where you Arr.
For stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
ReplyDeleteLuigi
now we're in a proper groove!
ReplyDeleteAnd here's one for all the clairvoyants amongst us:
ReplyDeleteSir H the Comet
Luigi, did you get 12 months in Leavenworth? You coulda got 11 months in Twelveworth!
ReplyDeleteQ. Where's the best place to weigh a pie?
A. Somewhere over the rainbow!
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.
ReplyDeleteTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
Tim