TRUMP-HILLARY TRANSCRIPT

THE BIG DEBATE (The purloined transcript) Trump: This election will decide whether we are ruled by the people, or by the politicians. H>: I have a vagina. Trump: Our country lost its way when we stopped putting the American people first. We got here because we switched from a policy of Americanism – focusing on what’s good for America’s middle class – to a policy of globalism… H>: Yes, but *I* have a *vagina* Trump: One of the first major bills signed by George Washington called for “the encouragement and protection of manufactur[ing]” in America. Our first Republican President, Abraham Lincoln, warned us by saying: “The abandonment of the protective policy by the American government will produce want and ruin among our people.” I have visited the cities and towns across America and seen the devastation caused by the trade policies of Bill and Hillary Clinton. H>: *I*. Have. a Vagina. Trump: Americans are the people that tamed the West, that dug out the Panama Canal, that sent satellites across the solar system, that built the great dams, and so much more. Then we started thinking small. We stopped believing in what America could do, and became reliant on other countries, other people, and other institutions. We lost our sense of purpose, and daring. But that’s not who we are. H>: C’moooon!! I. Have. A.  Vagina !!! Trump: Here are a few things a Trump Administration will do for America in the first 100 days: Appoint judges who will uphold the Constitution. … Change immigration rules to give unemployed Americans an opportunity to fill good-paying jobs Stand up to countries that cheat on trade, of which there are many Cancel rules and regulations that send jobs overseas Lift restrictions on energy production Repeal and replace job-killing Obamacare — it is a disaster. Pass massive tax reform to create millions of new jobs. Impose tough new ethics rules to restore dignity to the Office of Secretary of State. H>: Ihaveafuckingvagina, gotdammit you stupid proles!!!!!1!!! Do you not hear me — Ihaveavaginaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!2!!!!!!!!!!  By Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*