The
President of Mexico threatened at the world economic summit grave
consequences if Trump gets the Presidential seat: all the Mexicans in
the USA will be going back home to Mexico.
And
in case you’re reading this, Mr. Trump – yes, that does include
Mexican prostitutes you’re so secretly fond of. So, you can forget
about the Sunday night specials with all-you-can-undress free deals.
Because, we know everything.”
The Mexican government announced they will close their borders to
Americans in the event that Donald Trump is elected President of the
United States. President Enrique Peña Nieto announced the country fears
Americans will flood their country and bring violence and chaos to
their streets. “Many Americans have expressed a desire to relocate to
our country in the event that Donald Trump becomes President. We cannot
have Mexico flooded with criminals and rapists,” he said.
In
an interview with Telemundo, Nieto also announced that “further action
will be taken by the Mexican government to ensure every single citizen
of Mexico currently residing in the United States is brought home
safely.” “We will not play around with something as important as the
lives of our people. In our eyes and the eyes of every Mexican in the
world, Donald Trump is a xenophobic, bigoted terrorist and imperialist
who will ruin a country that was once a true friend of Mexico.”
I'm struggling to NOT say something along the lines of
ReplyDelete"Well, I guess we'll just have to pick our own lettuce (like we should have just picked our own cotton)!"
Moo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don
Sounds like a cloaked warning to the Chamber of Commerce. Bastids, all of them.
ReplyDeleteVictoria , Texas (Pop. 55,000) is a town about 125 miles southwest of Houston .
ReplyDeleteLocal Hispanic leaders, in opposition to pending Immigration Legislation, boycotted all Caucasian owned businesses in the Victoria area this weekend as a demonstration of their economic impact on the community.
The boycott was declared a success in the Hispanic community, noting that revenue in Caucasian owned businesses was down 19%.
Business owners declared the boycott a success as well, pointing out that shoplifting was reduced by 77%.
Tim
Please tell me this is true!!
ReplyDeleteMake Mexico Great Again!
ReplyDeleteSo... they're openly admitting that they (the Mexican authorities) could end this defacto invasion on their own? And peacefully? Sounds like a plan! ;-)
ReplyDeleteWhat a campaign ad, " Mexican President says if Trump wins all of Americas criminals and rapists will flood Mexico."
ReplyDeleteI could have sworn this was from The Onion.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds too good to be true.
ReplyDeleteMake Operation Wetback Great Again!
So that's how Trump will make meheeco pay for the wall!
ReplyDeleteWell we are currently hosting 25% of their citizens. It will be a reduction in the strain on our social services, schools, and hospitals, etc. We have lots of people who can pick up those jobs left behind and the work in the fields is ready for deployment of automated machinery that does the same harvesting faster, cheaper and without all the baggage. The operating panels are inscribed in English, too. The machines can go nearly 24/7 to boot, as long as the operators can load the containers onto and off the lines.
--mech