scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Friday, September 30, 2016
A man asks the librarian ...
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian "do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says,"I don't know if it's in yet."
Hello, librarian, I'm looking for "My Junk." • It's been checked-out, sir. • No one's asked to see it, yet, sir. • We don't handle that, sir. • You'll find it under "short stories," sir. • I'm sure Miss Smith will give you a hand, sir. [attach follow-up applause joke here] … • If you don't quit calling, Mr Weiner, I'm going to have to tell Huma.
Years ago I posted the following ad: Actress wanted to travel with me and take care of my equipment. Prefer one with a small part who can handle a meaty one.
Thank you anonymous 11:11. Unlike experts (that hide their identity) like you, us commoners stumble through life trying to live up to the standards you set!
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records... until the librarian make me take it out.
ReplyDeleteLuigi
And you CHASTISED me for eluding to the fact that liberals have small winkies.......
ReplyDeleteTim
Tim, I see you're still literacy challenged. Why don't you Google the difference between "elude" and "allude"?
ReplyDeleteA fair number of SJW's have no winkies and are jealous and afraid of those that do.
ReplyDeleteHello, librarian, I'm looking for "My Junk."
ReplyDelete• It's been checked-out, sir.
• No one's asked to see it, yet, sir.
• We don't handle that, sir.
• You'll find it under "short stories," sir.
• I'm sure Miss Smith will give you a hand, sir.
[attach follow-up applause joke here]
…
• If you don't quit calling, Mr Weiner, I'm going to have to tell Huma.
Years ago I posted the following ad:
ReplyDeleteActress wanted to travel with me and take care of my equipment.
Prefer one with a small part who can handle a meaty one.
Caballero Andante
What are the three two letter words that define something as being very very small?
ReplyDeleteAnswer "Is it in"
by Gulfbrz
Thank you anonymous 11:11. Unlike experts (that hide their identity) like you, us commoners stumble through life trying to live up to the standards you set!
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