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did one lawyer say to the other Lawyer? "We're both lawyers/" Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies A magic tractor drives down the road and turns into a field. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize What's brown and sticky? A stick |
what's purple and conquered the world?
ReplyDeleteAlexander the Grape
Why can't you trust an atom?
ReplyDeleteBecause they make up everything.
A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella.
Luigi
"Knock Knock?"
ReplyDelete"Come in"
firefirefire
I like electron jokes, but they get negative reactions.
ReplyDeleteI got kicked out of an ISIS training camp. Apparently, when they asked me "Who are you going to target?", "Rapists, pedophiles and psychopaths" wasn't the right answer.
ReplyDeleteMoo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don
I'm planning to win the Halloween costume contest by dressing as a Muslim with a backpack.
ReplyDeleteIt just doesn't get any fucking scarier than that, does it?
Q. How long can you look at Muslims with one eye closed?
A. Until your magazine is empty.
My dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records.
ReplyDeleteUntil the librarian had me thrown out.