scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Saturday, September 10, 2016
Since it started raining
Since it started raining all my girlfriend has done is look through the window
ReplyDeleteTouche'!
That's a shot in the foot, regardless of who's holding the gun.
ReplyDeleteAs the marshal walked down the street with his badge pinned to his chest, you could tell he was a tough man/
ReplyDelete'Cause he wasn't wearing a shirt.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tonto, disguised as a locked door, had his knob shot off.
ReplyDeleteLt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Tonto not knowing the Lone Ranger had disguised himself as a pool table, racked his balls.
ReplyDelete*heh*
ReplyDeleteThat joke works for dogs, cats, kids, and doddering grandparents, too.
On the back of a biker's shirt:
ReplyDelete"If you can read this the bitch fell off."