scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"Bawrappp" "What shall we do with a drunken sailor, what shall we do with a drunken sailor, Give him some crackers and particpation medal early in the morning."
Been there. Off Hatteras. Green water two decks up. 176' Minesweeper. Made a solemn promise to my God to never go out of sight of land for the rest of my life if we made port.
Anyone up for a game of tennis?
ReplyDeleteThe sea was angry that day, My Friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
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ReplyDeleteThat photo is actually chock-full of industrial-grade "Nope!"™.
sTU, i'M STILL LAFFING
ReplyDeleteThe Captain says he's going to heave too.
ReplyDeleteThe crew mutinied over the new shower arrangements.
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George Costanza had some of the best lines. We live in a Seinfeld-isms society and makes life better.
ReplyDeleteThe theme song for "Victory at Sea" went off in my head.
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Horry clap!
ReplyDeleteAn Oxidizer AND an Aquatic Hazard?!? That's some seriously bad juju there.
"Bawrappp"
ReplyDelete"What shall we do with a drunken sailor, what shall we do with a drunken sailor,
Give him some crackers and particpation medal early in the morning."
Been there. Off Hatteras. Green water two decks up. 176' Minesweeper. Made a solemn promise to my God to never go out of sight of land for the rest of my life if we made port.
ReplyDeleteI have a recurring nightmare of when Granny dropped a cast iron skillet into my bathwater.
ReplyDeleteYou wouldn't be having that nightmare if she'd dropped her hair dryer in there.
ReplyDeleteMoo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don