scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
One, the cat probably caused the spill. Far from being uber stealthy predators, they are the clumsiest species on the planet. I rescued a feral Tomcat from a paper mill, and the little bastard is constantly knocking shit off the top of the fridge and my desk, and falling more often than Chevy Chase in an SNL skit!
Number two, I was working as a restaurant cook in my yoot. Someone discovered two of those old round style steam table pots became stuck together. The chef told another cook to pour some water into the outer pot and warm them up on a stove. "Burn-em-up" Bob translated that into turn the burner up to 11! A few minutes later, there was a loud pop. The pot bounced off the high ceiling and came back down on top of Bob's head.
Three, I'll bet the dick pops are all the rage in West Hollywood!
#15 pressure cooker is on of those failures in a Paleswinian weapons development program we read about. Hopefully some of the bomber is in the next room for ID. Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Is that cat licking up spilt tomato sauce, or has it been beheaded?
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The pressure pot pics scare the hell out of me. -Anymouse
ReplyDeleteA few observations;
ReplyDeleteOne, the cat probably caused the spill. Far from being uber stealthy
predators, they are the clumsiest species on the planet. I rescued a
feral Tomcat from a paper mill, and the little bastard is constantly
knocking shit off the top of the fridge and my desk, and falling more
often than Chevy Chase in an SNL skit!
Number two, I was working as a restaurant cook in my yoot. Someone
discovered two of those old round style steam table pots became stuck
together. The chef told another cook to pour some water into the outer
pot and warm them up on a stove. "Burn-em-up" Bob translated that into
turn the burner up to 11! A few minutes later, there was a loud pop.
The pot bounced off the high ceiling and came back down on top of Bob's
head.
Three, I'll bet the dick pops are all the rage in West Hollywood!
#15 pressure cooker is on of those failures in a Paleswinian weapons development program we read about. Hopefully some of the bomber is in the next room for ID.
ReplyDeleteLt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
#9 Does grandma know where her dentures went?
ReplyDelete#13 Could not stop laughing!
These were great fun, thanks.