scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
" Well I did like you said dad and I've saved it, but now that I'm getting married, I don't know what to do with that full rain barrel of it out behind the barn."
Recently, my General Practitioner referred me to a Urologist, and I was pleasantly surprised that the Urologist was not only a woman, but a knockout: a young, curvy redhead with an ample bosom and even a good bit of cleavage showing, and wearing perfume that was intoxicating. One of the first things she said to me was, "You're going to have to stop touching yourself." When I asked why, she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
Fat, frumpy and angry is no way to go through life....but...it works for zher.. or something like that.. I dunno..I'm a Luddite. Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
For those of you mooks who don't fully grasp human physiology, such as Ms.Farrar... The female corollary to what she is proposing, is that it would be acceptable to fine WOMEN $100 every time they OVULATE.
Think on that for a moment, gentlemen.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I can hold off on a little quality man-hand time. ...not sure the same can be said for the female of the species.
What say we have a little contest...? First gender group to pay off half of the national debt loses.
Speaking of man stuff, have you noticed how often Rush has been describing someone getting screwed as schlonged? It is daily lately and he's making me laugh.
Juice, yes, Rush has been saying that a lot, but he only started it after Donald Trump used it during the campaign.
Something else he's used, three times by my count. "KEN-A". That was to show agreement with the caller he said it to. When I grew up in NYC, it was used, as was the full version "Yer F--ken A". Same meaning. When I was in a USAF special weapons class I had occasion to use it, but I can't tell you what it related to. Well I could, but then I'd have to kill you.
"Ms. Farrar has, I think, just put herself on the short list for next Democrat Party Chair-thing"
ReplyDeleteWouldn't that make her the Char Woman?
" Well I did like you said dad and I've saved it, but now that I'm getting married, I don't know what to do with that full rain barrel of it out behind the barn."
ReplyDeleteShe says she's doing this to make a point. I think she's doing it because every man around would rather jerk off than touch her...
ReplyDeleteBut Chris, any man that looks at her will be incapable of jerking off, putting her in a category with Hillary Clinton (Attila the Hen).
ReplyDeleteRecently, my General Practitioner referred me to a Urologist, and I was pleasantly surprised that the Urologist was not only a woman, but a knockout: a young, curvy redhead with an ample bosom and even a good bit of cleavage showing, and wearing perfume that was intoxicating. One of the first things she said to me was, "You're going to have to stop touching yourself." When I asked why, she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
ReplyDeleteHow the hell is she going to know whether or not some guy is jerking off? Is she going to demand to watch him or want to help him?
ReplyDeleteScottiebill
Fat, frumpy and angry is no way to go through life....but...it works for zher.. or something like that.. I dunno..I'm a Luddite.
ReplyDeleteLt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
@ Scottiebill
ReplyDeleteit seems that one must keep records and perform the act at the hospital, if i read this correctly
https://www.texastribune.org/2017/03/12/rep-farrar-bill/
What is it with democrats and their obsession with crotches?
ReplyDeleteA HUNDRED Bucks? Like these thick glasses are not enough? -Anymouse
ReplyDeleteFor those of you mooks who don't fully grasp human physiology, such as Ms.Farrar...
ReplyDeleteThe female corollary to what she is proposing, is that it would be acceptable to fine WOMEN $100 every time they OVULATE.
Think on that for a moment, gentlemen.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I can hold off on a little quality man-hand time.
...not sure the same can be said for the female of the species.
What say we have a little contest...?
First gender group to pay off half of the national debt loses.
A contest? Y'mean like, to see who can be master of his domain?
ReplyDeleteTo rephrase the old commercial:
ReplyDelete"Only her hairdresser knows for sure."
becomes:
"Only his laundress knows for sure."
Speaking of man stuff, have you noticed how often Rush has been describing someone getting screwed as schlonged? It is daily lately and he's making me laugh.
ReplyDeleteJuice, yes, Rush has been saying that a lot, but he only started it after Donald Trump used it during the campaign.
ReplyDeleteSomething else he's used, three times by my count. "KEN-A". That was to show agreement with the caller he said it to. When I grew up in NYC, it was used, as was the full version "Yer F--ken A". Same meaning. When I was in a USAF special weapons class I had occasion to use it, but I can't tell you what it related to. Well I could, but then I'd have to kill you.
Skoonj, Thanks for the lesson in everyday slang. Yep, very familiar with eff'n A. lol
ReplyDeleteWhat, does she think less masturbation = better chance of her getting laid?
ReplyDeleteDream on, tubby.