So, I'm taking a series of breathing checks and the nurse says "in and out in and out ... faster faster ... that's better, in and out..." and I started laughing and we had to start over and I think she knew what I was thinking. I'm ashamed.
(As we speak)
Well, if you are hard at work, you may wish to see that nurse again.
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Yeah...yeah...you were ashamed...but was she cute?!
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Tim
Got the same verbiage from the pulmonary nurse. Laughed so hard we had to restart it twice.
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