scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Figures it would be in Euroland (license plates=giveaway.) Here in the states (fly-over country, anyway,) that moron would be a smudge on the pavement, just like his smaller cousins.
A snail was mugged by a gang of tortoises. When the cops asked him to describe what happened, he said, "I don't know. It all happened so fast!"
You can tell when a car is driven by a snail, because they drive very fast, and the car has a big "S" on it. In fact, when one goes by people say, "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
Figures it would be in Euroland (license plates=giveaway.) Here in the states (fly-over country, anyway,) that moron would be a smudge on the pavement, just like his smaller cousins.
ReplyDeleteA snail was mugged by a gang of tortoises. When the cops asked him to describe what happened, he said, "I don't know. It all happened so fast!"
ReplyDeleteYou can tell when a car is driven by a snail, because they drive very fast, and the car has a big "S" on it. In fact, when one goes by people say, "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
(I got a million of 'em.)
According to Zeno the cars will never catch the snail in any case.
ReplyDeleteLuigi
Well heck far, someone go over to the DOT and get one of those salt trucks they use for snow storms. I'm a fixer. -Anymouse
ReplyDeleteSwear to God officer, I thought it was a snail. I mean who brakes and swerves for a snail?
ReplyDeleteHere in the states (fly-over country,Here in the states (fly-over country, anyway,) that moron would anyway,) شركة عزل اسطح بالقطيف
ReplyDeleteشركة عزل اسطح بالجبيل
شركة عزل اسطح بالخبر
that moron would