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Friday, September 22, 2017

Carp Diem




9 comments:

  1. Nope. Carp are trash fish, like their relative, the pike minnow. Oregon runs an annual bounty program on them.

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  2. That's a big &#$%^ing carp!
    World record is 105 lbs, so that fisherman must be a midget.
    Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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  3. In China and East Asia carp are for eating. They are a pain to prepare. You have to slice away the red meat so you only have the white meat left. There is a youtube video out there somewhere that shows the process. If you slice it right you end up with a boneless white filet. A Chinese commentator said he was jealous that our water was clean enough for large Asian carp to survive.

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  4. Carp is an ingredient in gefilte fish, which is kind of a (Ashkenazi) Jewish soul food. Although the better gefilte fish is made with whitefish and pike.

    Caballero Andante

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  6. I never knew Luca Brasi was Chinese!!!

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  7. A giant fish and a man laying side by side? I've seen enough anime to know where this is going.

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  8. The comment that was "removed by the blog administrator" said something like:

    What's black and white and rolls around on the beach?

    A low-class African-American and a seagull fighting over a carp.

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  9. MAX Redline said,
    "Carp are trash fish, like their relative, the pike minnow. Oregon runs an annual bounty program on them."

    They ought to run an annual bounty program to get rid of some of the other trash that currently infests Oregon. Like the current denizens of Pioneer Sq. and the Park Blocks in Portland.

    Ann Hedonia & Sam Paku

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