scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
True story. Warehouse manager being suspected of visiting strip clubs after bowling night by the wife. Decided to take her with him to the alley to disprove.
Made the mistake of confiding in the wrong people. Ends up pulling his custom ball out of the bag, gift wrapped. It was a struggle to stretch that metallic purple thong over that bowling ball, but well worth it.
Don't be silly -- those uncomfortable guurlz were obviously wearing poorly-made, "fashion" thongs. Properly made thongs don't feel like that.
The knickers are gonna end up there anyway - no matter what cut ya start out with - so why not get those that are designed to go there. Avoid The Wad. Avoid the VPL.
a girl
wait... what?!? they were Virtue Signaling??! over panites??!? ohfercrapsake. nevermind...
True story.
ReplyDeleteWarehouse manager being suspected of visiting strip clubs after bowling night by the wife.
Decided to take her with him to the alley to disprove.
Made the mistake of confiding in the wrong people. Ends up pulling his custom ball out of the bag, gift wrapped.
It was a struggle to stretch that metallic purple thong over that bowling ball, but well worth it.
Priceless, well worth the investment.
Don't be silly -- those uncomfortable guurlz were obviously wearing poorly-made, "fashion" thongs. Properly made thongs don't feel like that.
ReplyDeleteThe knickers are gonna end up there anyway - no matter what cut ya start out with - so why not get those that are designed to go there. Avoid The Wad. Avoid the VPL.
a girl
wait... what?!? they were Virtue Signaling??!
over panites??!?
ohfercrapsake.
nevermind...