scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
I was watching episodes of "My Living Doll" with Julie Newmar and Bob whatsisname on Amazon Video and was reminded that they didn't have panty hose in the mid 1960's. This reminded me of the joke about the service man that got captured in Viet Nam and didn't get back to the US for about two years. He got home and immediately carried his wife to the bed room, threw her one the bed and went at it. He looked down and said, "I don't remember your toes curling like that before?" , "Well you didn't give me a chance to take my panty hose off."
The lifter? Maybe something about a flat tire and his need to get the jack off?
Beats me. I'm 57 and girdles were way before my time. As were blue balls. By the time I got into dating, all the girls put out, usually on the first date. These days they don't even bother with a date. Maybe you should change the title to men over 70.
I was watching episodes of "My Living Doll" with Julie Newmar and Bob whatsisname on Amazon Video and was reminded that they didn't have panty hose in the mid 1960's. This reminded me of the joke about the service man that got captured in Viet Nam and didn't get back to the US for about two years. He got home and immediately carried his wife to the bed room, threw her one the bed and went at it. He looked down and said, "I don't remember your toes curling like that before?" , "Well you didn't give me a chance to take my panty hose off."
ReplyDeleteWhat do Brooklyn and pantyhose have in common?
ReplyDeleteFlatbush!
So, what about the lifter?
ReplyDeleteThe lifter? Maybe something about a flat tire and his need to get the jack off?
ReplyDeleteBeats me. I'm 57 and girdles were way before my time. As were blue balls. By the time I got into dating, all the girls put out, usually on the first date. These days they don't even bother with a date. Maybe you should change the title to men over 70.
I remember (I'm 71) a guy picking up the back of a Honda Civic and moving it, because it was blocking his parking space and he wanted to go home.
ReplyDeleteI truss you're not just having fun at his expense !
ReplyDeleteWas there anything sweeter than inching your hands up and suddenly landing on that soft flesh ... before she pulled away?Sigh.
ReplyDeleteIn my day, lifting the rear bumper was thought to be the only cure for "lover's nuts." Until you got home, anyway.
ReplyDeleteThat "move" was memorialized in a movie, "Goodbye Columbus" in the late 60s. Never understood - it was NOT a cure!
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