scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Why does a bride wear white?Because the dishwasher should match the stove and the refrigerator.Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the sink.Bonus: What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?It doesn't matter what you say to her -- you already know she doesn't fucking listen!
Owwy Btw, google "Mel Brooks says PC has killed comedy."
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Why does a bride wear white?
ReplyDeleteBecause the dishwasher should match the stove and the refrigerator.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Bonus: What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
It doesn't matter what you say to her -- you already know she doesn't fucking listen!
Owwy
ReplyDeleteBtw, google "Mel Brooks says PC has killed comedy."