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Monday, November 27, 2017

"... amusing if it weren't true." ST



4 comments:

  1. Q. What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
    A. Beer Nuts are usually about $2.49 to $2.79. Deer Nuts are always under a buck.

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  2. I have some good deer hunters. One of them passed up a shot at a ten-pointer because he wasn't sure if it was the big boy he had been seeing on the camera. There are some good deer hunters out there that have big ethics. Our hunters are guests, not customers. This guy will be hunting here for as long as he wants.

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  3. We know there are good hunters. Someone said here that "Hunters are America's greatest conservationists." Then there's the story of the farmer who got tired of hunters shooting his cows. He painted "I AM NOT A DEER" on the side of a cow in great big letters. A hunter shot it anyway. The farmer said, "Didn't you see the sign?" The hunter said, "Sure, but I thought it said "I AM A DEER"!

    Ann Hedonia & Sam Paku

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