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The punishment for riding on the same bike as a boy

School Assignment: Convert to Islam ... and other reasons to join your local crusade “For the past 27 years, the ‘Glamour’ Women of the Year Awards has honored game changers, rule breakers, and trailblazers. This year’s class of extraordinary women is no exception. They came. They saw. They rocked our world. Meet the queens of 2017. Long may they reign.” SCROll OR FACE JIHAD While Ms. Sarsour makes her way to the podium, we at Glamour, wanted to let our audience know just some of Linda’s other accomplishments: Linda  called on the Muslim community to wage ‘jihad”’ against U.S. President Donald Trump (hey, that sounds really fun, right ladies?) She called this ‘patriotism!’ Letting everyone know that living under sharia law “sounds nice” (I know I can’t wait to be subjugated, how about all of you in the audience?)[wild applause] Waging war on FGM victim and human rights activist Ayaan Hirsi Ali, saying she wishes she could take Ayaan’s vagina away (maybe Linda would share one of those pretty pink vagina hats from the Women’s March with Ayaan after she takes Ayaan’s vagina away). Posing for a photo op with a Hamas operative (terrorists who target women and children are the best for selfies, aren’t they?) (Vagina) hats off to Linda Sarsour! RELATED STORIES Truth and Deception: Calling Out Linda Sarsour on Al Aqsa Linda Sarsour: Jihad Against Trump Is ‘Patriotism’ Linda Sarsour Claims Sharia Never Imposed on Anyone. Really? More Muzzy SHT  for your consideration School Assignment: Write to Your Family Saying You’ve Converted to Islam Why Would Muslims Be in a Christmas Ad? ISLAMIST MOBS FORCE CHURCH CLOSURES