Mystery Solved
So, Christine Blasey Ford’s testimony is being televised, and she is asked, “Doctor Ford, you say that, regarding this party you attended somewhere in suburban Maryland some 35 years ago, where you claim that you were sexually assaulted by a young Brett Kavanaugh, that you cannot remember any details about the house where this party occurred; you don’t know the location, whose house it was, or anything else about it, is that correct?”
“Well,” says Ford, “I actually do remember one small, rather strange detail about the house. It had a gold toilet!”
And somewhere in suburban Maryland, a woman is watching this on TV and calls to her husband, “Darling, remember that party at your folks’ house ‘way back when we were in high school? I think I know who it was who took a dump in your tuba!"
Stu Tarlowe
Now that's funny.
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Oddly enough, while attending JHS104 in NYC, I was in an instrumental music class. My instrument was the upright bass, or Eflat bass, or tuba. Not the round one, but the upright one. My final year at 104, we were required to bring our instruments home for the weekend for practice, which I dutifully did. That tuba, and the case it was carried in, was extremely heavy. I don't know if it helped my musical skills, but the muscles I developed in my arms made me a better baseball player.
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