Larry wanted to be a jockey his whole
life. Of course the odds were against him, but he was
determined. Larry hung around the track, sweeping stables,
picking flies out of ears, and hot walking horses after the morning
workout.
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One day, after much
cajoling, the stable owner let Larry show what he could do.
Amazingly, on his first ride, Larry set a track record atop War
Bruiser, a two year old with nothing to distinguish himself before that
morning. The owner was floored, and signed Larry to a contract on
the spot.
Before his first race, however, jealous jockeys threatened a boycott if
Larry was allowed to ride. The owner had no choice but to let
Larry go.
Larry was heartbroken. Then he was pissed. Vowing revenge, he went for help. You know the rest.
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Can't believe nobody posted here yet...That was friggin priceless...had to forward the page to quite a few people...
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did you see this?
Liberal Meeting: Al Qaeda Approved'
Josh - Thanks, I guess it takes a particularly demented mind to eppreciatr.
ReplyDeleteMuggs - OMG!
Right there with Josh. As anyone who's been around seagulls knows, where there is one, there are a million. And they do 'cover' the planet!
ReplyDeleteHitchcock was right!
ReplyDeleteNever eat Cheetos at the beach. I saw that once. It was just like that and they even took the damned bag.
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