Last year we learned that Jimmy Carter has assembled a
411 page guide to his own state funeral,
complete
with the "movements of his remains, box lunches, press arrangements, escorts and
dark umbrellas for his family and even a demand that soldiers can't
have steel-tipped shoes"
I have a suggestion.
Since Mr. Carter is obviously a control freak, even unto death, and given his history of being the first ex-president to attack a successor to that august office, Jimmy might want to rehearse actually being dead, so he can get at
least one thing right in his .. er-death. That thing being to finally learn to
keep his fkng mouth shut. It's bad enough being both the worst President, and worst ex-Presidnet in history, so he'll probably want to avoid the trifecta - worst dead President.
Also, a rehearsal will excite the nation in anticipation of the premier event. It's win-win Jummah.
Thank You.
Jimmah (spit) is already brain dead. His body is still alive.
ReplyDeleteJEC has had absolutely no control over his utterances since he allowed Arafat to eat his brain.
ReplyDeleteHe is as relevant to reality as a popcorn fart in a category 5 hurricane.
His greatest gift to the nation would be to leave the planet in a wisp of grey smoke as he is crisped in a vat of 835-degree peanut oil.
I (being chronically lazy) like the yellow information pop-up; also, the duct tape! (goes without saying)
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will the corpse of JC be touring Iran?
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ReplyDelete...and to think that when I first became elligible to vote, I campainged for Jimmy......
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Any mention of arrangements to handle the large crowds lining up to p*ss on his grave??
ReplyDelete"r" is sometimes known as "rickn8or"
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ReplyDeleteWhen he finally does throw the sixes, we ought to just back a garbage truck up and haul his sorry dead ass to a landfill in Staten Island.
ReplyDeleteI loved it, but had to alter it a bit. Is it yours? Stand up and be recognized.
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