Commies in Georgia

Commiebastard alert - just in case!

Americans shocked: “Soviet troops approach the country’s heart” Read it in Russian The US public has been agitated by reports on Russian troops in Georgia. In particular, residents of southern states are worried that “Soviet troops” have come too close to America’s heart. The matter is, name of the country in the post-Soviet territory is similar to the one of the US state – Georgia. As a result, US forums are flooded with posts of the following kind: “First Georgia, what’s next? Florida?!” or “Why is the Russian Army in Atlanta?”. According to sociologists, it is a rarest occasion that any event in the former USSR countries triggers such tremendous public response. Russian News I'm glad to hear it, even if it does display a certain American ignorance about the outside world.  Should the day ever come when foreign troops - and that includes the U.N. - tread on U.S, soil, even if Jimmy Carter invited them, I would hope they'd be shot dead in a heartbeat. (I mean that in the good way). Actually, the newsgroups I found discussing this were just having fun with it. Remember when China bit on an Onion spoof that had the U.S. Capitol - with a retractable dome - relocated to Memphis? Foriegners have a hard time with American humor, like thinking the Clinton Administration wasn't just a bad joke. .