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Monday, October 02, 2006

Mom's Christmas present

Ejaculations
Prompted by Saturday's post about the  Joker's boner [ Was there ever an age when we were this innocent?], a reader sent me this. 

Hey Rodger,

I found this in my mothers papers after she died. I must have given it to her when I was about in first or second grade. It is NOT photoshopped, except that I added the red arrow. What it says is "Ejaculations." I had to look it up to be reminded that an ejaculation in Catholic parlance is kind of spurting out a prayer. Jeeez! How did those nuns keep from giggling at our innocent little mouths talking about ejaculations???

Mark ("W")

PS Maybe I should photoshop in a handwritten 100 next to ejaculations, or 1000!

Mark, I'm sure our moms knew without words, after washing all those crusty socks, just how many offerings we made.
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4 comments:

  1. Dr.Hardcrab10/2/06, 11:22 AM

    >>>

    I'll have you know I have NEVER "spurted" out a prayer!!!


    Wait a minute........


    Does it count if you shout out "Oh, God! Oh, God!!!!!"?

    ;-]

    >>>

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  2. Rodger the Real King of France10/2/06, 11:59 AM

    particularly ... but men don't do that. Only women. Men's ejaculatory exclamation is, "I have to get going ... ."

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  3. Anonymous10/2/06, 12:27 PM

    Another favorite is "what was your name again?"
    Tim

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  4. Dr.Hardcrab10/2/06, 4:47 PM

    >>>

    or

    Damn! You're almost as good as your sister....

    >>>

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