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I was the first person to seriously raise the specter of a population sprinkled with the spawn of space aliens. I
offered pictorial proof HERE ., and again HERE .. Remember? We believe that
the first spawn to reach the pinnacle of power in the United States was
Jimmy Carter, followed 12 years later by Bill Clinton. You
sneered didn't you?
Now, read Vancouver patient oozes green blood
[I am not making this up]. The man is believed to be one of the
aliens who fled to Canada after the 2004 election. I am able to
tell you that the administration is aware of this silent invasion, and
had two ways to deal with it. The first was to euthanize all
elected democrats, their families, and close supporters.
President Bush compassionately, and foolishly in my opinion, opted for
Plan B which explains his seemingly stupid efforts to allow free entry
by another group of aliens into the country - Mexicans.
Why, you
ask? Because bean eater's DNA contain alkaline enzymes that
corrode, and render useless, the brain implants that SPACs
(space aliens high command) use to control minions like the Moveon.Org
joiners. Scientists say that over time cross breeding will
eliminate the threat. But, do we have that much time?
That's the question.
You're not hooting now, are you?
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"STOP HERE ON RED".....
ReplyDeleteIf I ever see green blood, I will certainly remember this post. No hooting here, boss.
ReplyDeleteDid you read that news story? It;s all real. BTW, you get to use the clean bathroom Juice. The key is behind the ... *whispering*.
ReplyDeleteOf course I read the article, which is why no hoot here boss. You do find some of the most interesting stuff to share, Rodger.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the restroom pass, You know us gals! ;))
There's always at least one layer of tissue between me and any foreign toilet surface, and I never touch the latches or knobs with my bare hand, and I always carry sanitizing wipes, and....
ReplyDeletemary
I'm getting the hell oughta here. I don't trust these bastards since that abduction and anal probe...."I'm a doctor and you'll feel a slight pinch.", my ass.
ReplyDeleteI did twenty years in the Navy. Any attempt to "probe" me would be like waiving a baseball bat in a two car garage.
ReplyDeleteTim
Ohhhh. Is that what you had to put up with...I see...These clowns wanted ME to do the probe...Nope. I said an ear wax scraping was as far as I would go,
ReplyDeleteAdvice received and passed on, as worthy:
ReplyDeleteMake sure the doctor doesn't have both hands on your shoulders as he gives you the proctology exam.
You're welcome. This has been a public service announcement.