Chelsea's job: Mingling with the peasantry
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you think your dad would be a good 'first man' in the White House?"
9-year-old reporter Sydney Rieckhoff asked, but Chelsea brushed her
question aside.
"I'm sorry, I don't talk to the press and that applies to you,
unfortunately. Even though I think you're cute," Chelsea told the
pint-sized journalist.
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It appears Chelsea has inherited her mother's paranoia, and is used
only as window dressing *cough* while accompanying mom on the
hustings. To each his own, of course, but this observation by reporter Beth Fouhy cracked me up.
| “ | Tall
and attractive, Chelsea cuts an impressive figure on the campaign
trail; she plunges enthusiastically into the crowd after her mother's
speeches, shaking hands and posing for pictures while asking, "Are you
going to caucus for my mom?"
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Sydney's mom likes HRC's position on family values??? Are these GDCS morons paying attention? It is staggering the contortions some people twist themselves into. HRC and family values??? In the same sentence? Unfuckingbelievable, great way to start the day.
ReplyDeleteMM
Heh heh heh. Shame on you though, for suggesting that Chelsea is Webb "Big and Tall" Hubbell's love child. You know, these people take notes and then get even. Be careful out there. Steer clear of Arkansas and Chappaqua. DD.
ReplyDeleteSo the Clintons "famously shelter" her from public glare, but Shewitch drags her along for all her scripted appearances, onstage no less?
ReplyDeleteSo why isn't she fair game for reporters? Could it be because she is just like her mom and can't speak without a script? As usual, Shewitch wants to have it both ways. If Chelsea continues to appear and work the audience, then she's fair game for the hyenas, who ought to reduce her to tears with a barrage of tough questions. Who's yer Daddy?
The impeached one or the felon?
What are your mom's family values?
When is the last time you and mom and Bill had a family dinner together at home? Did your mom bake cookies? Has she ever even turned the oven on? Go home homely one. You don't get to play in the big leagues without facing good curve balls and high inside fast balls.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Chelsea is attractive?!? Gawd, I wouldn't care to woo her.
ReplyDeleteGuess I asked my dog the wrong question this morning. Asked him if he would caucus Chelsea. The little rat bastard bit me and demanded that I take him to the vet to get fixed again.
ReplyDeleteChuck from Tacoma
What does she charge to haunt a house?
ReplyDeleteBath day in Chechnya....Who brought the LAVA(reg.TM)?...Magda, you brink der LAVA? Olga?..Anybody?..Ve haf Chelsea today you know.
ReplyDeleteTall and attractive?? Holy Sh*t, do these people have eyes and able to see with them...Chelsea is fugly. My prediction in a couple of years she'll be like 'dear' ole mom. Cankled.
ReplyDeleteOh, ease up on the poor girl. It's not her fault. You'd look kinda screwed up too, if Janet Reno was your real father.......
ReplyDeleteTall and attractive?? How about uglier than a sack full of a**holes?
ReplyDeleteOh hell, I should have figured you would beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteAh! My EYES!
ReplyDeleteI've seen better looking and more attractive bleeding assholes!
You'd have thought with Slick Willy as a father, she'd be better looking. Maybe there is some truth to those stories after all.
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ReplyDeleteThat wench (Chelsea, not HRC, but nonetheless a good question) is, to paraphrase Ann Coulter, the "spawn of Satan".
ReplyDeleteAny arguments on that point?
I didn't think so.
It looks like someone used up ALL of their coke in one setting.
ReplyDeleteTim
Most boring comment ever .. I think. Didn't read past the second sentence.
ReplyDelete??????......WHAT the fuck was THAT all about Anon 2:40?????.....Coke Hell!..That's gotta be LSD.
ReplyDeleteIt was all about the Gods man....I think.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone else noticed that she looks like Howdy Doody?
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