DIVA HO!

WTF? WTFF?

“ This is not a contest for best whore.  It's about best diva" - Sondrak ” Award winning bitchy comment that any gay blogger would have been proud to have made their own self.  Michelle Malkin  is a great blogger, but is she bitchy?  No way.  Gay blog diva protocol demands bitchiness, and a certain ... élan.  Sheesh. WTF is going on?  This is not a contest about best diva, it's a contest about whether I have any freaking juice left on this blog.  It's about me, me, me!  WTF.  There are nearly 2000 commissioned Barn Army officers alone on my payroll, and SondraK is still only in second place, when even 50 votes would have moved her ahead?   Sondrak's co-bloggers Claire, TUA, DougM, Scorpius, and Coach TC all serve with you on the B-52.  SondraK's husband  J.R. is Electrician Corporal General.  USA! UAS! USA!  I know what you're saying, But Rodge, why in Hell do you care about SondraK winning? Remember when I was out of work in 2004?  It was SondraK who gave me work as a janitor on her blog.  Claire, SondraK and I worked, drank and showered together.  Lots of showers.  I was the soap boy.   I gave SondraK and Claire's supple .... . But, I digress.  We are comrades. Do you know that Sondrak convinced me that Seattle and Olympia needed nuking, even though she lives at ground zero?  Did you know that SondraK will turn her porch light on when the time comes so we can drop the "big one" down her funnel, so to speak?  How's that for patriotic selflessness? If I can't deliver a paltry thousand votes  in this her time of need, I stand humiliated before family and friends.  So, is this about your reluctance to be bullied into voting, or is it about me? Thank you.  You can vote in Gay Patriot's election once a day.  It's for America too, dammit.  If you don't vote, you have to do a PayPal for me as penance..