scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
As Ethel held the firm yet yielding object in her hand the dread of another premature discharge flashed through her mind just like her honeymoon so many years ago.
"I got Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from reloading this thing as I kept pumping slugs into my husband's still-twitching body. By the time I realized that his body was twitching because I was pumping slugs into it, it was too late. I WANT MY DISABILITY!"
Forced to actually touch a gun, a typical liberal responds the way they always do to anything they dont like.
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"If I knew how to use this thing, I'd cap you!"
ReplyDelete"Halt! Or I'll cry and throw this ... this THING! at you!!"
ReplyDeleteIt also occured to me that her look wouldnt be any different if she were holding a turd.
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As Ethel held the firm yet yielding object in her hand the dread of another premature discharge flashed through her mind just like her honeymoon so many years ago.
ReplyDelete"I got Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from reloading this thing as I kept pumping slugs into my husband's still-twitching body. By the time I realized that his body was twitching because I was pumping slugs into it, it was too late. I WANT MY DISABILITY!"
ReplyDeleteI don't want a Rossi! I asked Santa for a Smith Waaaaaa.
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