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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Jamie Spears

The Silver Lining


Let's stipulate that the moment you commit to becoming a Hollywood "talent," you simultaneously hock your brains, morality, and chance to be received by polite society.  Right?  That said, the story here is not that 16 year old Jamie Lynn Spears is knocked up.  The story is that she is prolly one in 1000, in her situation , who did not run to an abortionist the second her pregnancy test went positive.  That leaves her in the upper echelon of the entertainment industry. Mom and Dad Spears obviously did something right with their girls, even if they did later sell them into a life of  Hollywood licentiousness.

5 comments:

  1. And the father of the child is her "long term boyfriend"......she's 16 fer chrissakes. Have they been dating since 5th grade?

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  2. Rodg, let's stipulate for a moment that the following is not true:

    "Let's stipulate that the moment you commit to becoming a Hollywood "talent," you simultaneously hock your brains, morality, and chance to be received by polite society."

    I present to you Ron Silver and Katherine Hepburn
    (no link, so a sample: "Never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun.")

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  3. Would somebody please explain to me why this is considered news worthy of national mention?

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  4. Aside from the fact that it gives the news weenies another reason to talk about Spears instead of, oh, actual news?

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  5. I believe in those circles a six-month relationship qualifies as "long term."
    MichigammeDave

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