scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
And if you don't have a cell phone, you're a loser, so fuggit it, jump already. Jumper reading sign: Fatal I can handle, but tragic too... I dunno, I better think about this.
HFS, they prolly have a sign on the gas chamber that says "Caution: sitting may result in asphyxiation and tragedy."
The idiot who composed that sign may as well have said suicide is lethal. Bet he's the same guy that writes the stupid labels for everything that is sold nowadays; e.g., "Iron is hot. Do not hold against face." Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
funny. in "It's A Wonderful Life" crisis counseling came from George's conscience and an angel. If real life it comes from some Pakistani on an outsourced crisis center line, if the phone works... I wanna live in the movies...
Shucks Rog, I saw the humor and laughed, but just had to say something about the stupid permanent sign. I recognized the addition of wallet and glasses as the signature of another masterful Schlong pshop. Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
"Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line and an operator will be with you shortly."
ReplyDeleteIf my call was really important you'd have someone there to answer the phone. Duh!
For English, press 1.....If Spanish..Salto!
ReplyDeleteAnd if you don't have a cell phone, you're a loser, so fuggit it, jump already.
ReplyDeleteJumper reading sign: Fatal I can handle, but tragic too... I dunno, I better think about this.
HFS, they prolly have a sign on the gas chamber that says "Caution: sitting may result in asphyxiation and tragedy."
The idiot who composed that sign may as well have said suicide is lethal. Bet he's the same guy that writes the stupid labels for everything that is sold nowadays; e.g., "Iron is hot. Do not hold against face."
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
My fav is on the side of lighters: Caution, contains flammable gas. Do not expose to heat or flame.
ReplyDeleteThen I'm not supposed to use it, right?
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funny. in "It's A Wonderful Life" crisis counseling came from George's conscience and an angel. If real life it comes from some Pakistani on an outsourced crisis center line, if the phone works... I wanna live in the movies...
ReplyDeleteThat photo is priceless humor. Thanks :D
ReplyDeletedagummit Juice, you're always able to see the trees. Clap*clap for U :))
ReplyDeleteReally, thanks for the pic. Just emailed it to our son in SF. It's right up there with his sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteShucks Rog, I saw the humor and laughed, but just had to say something about the stupid permanent sign.
ReplyDeleteI recognized the addition of wallet and glasses as the signature of another masterful Schlong pshop.
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Hey mebbe they can get a job modeling vests for the splodidopes
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