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COMMENTARY:
by Dave Lindorff
Say what
you will about the looming catastrophe facing the world as the pace of
global heating and polar melting accelerates. There is a silver lining.
Look at a map of the US.
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The future political map of America is likely to look a lot different,
with much of the so-called “red” state region either gone or
depopulated.
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This guy cracks me up at several levels. First, Lindorff sounds like me - if I was given to climate change tarradiddle. And, while Lindorff sees in the deaths of real Americans an opportunity to govern as liberals govern best (tax, cower, spend), unbridled and unabated, I see a big Cuba, but not so nicely governed.
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- The area that will by completely inundated by the rising ocean—and not
in a century but in the lifetime of my two cats—are the American
southeast, including the most populated area of Texas, almost all of
Florida, most of Louisiana, and half of Alabama and Mississippi, as
well as goodly portions of eastern Georgia, South Carolina and North
Carolina.
- Then there’s the matter of the Midwest, which climate experts say is
likely to face a permanent condition of unprecedented drought, making
the place largely unlivable, and certainly unfarmable. The
agribusinesses and conservative farmers that have been growing corn and
wheat may be able to stretch out this doomsday scenario by deep well
drilling, but west of the Mississippi, the vast Ogallala Aquifer that
has allowed for such irrigation is already being tapped out. It will
not be replaced.
- Finally, in the Southwest, already parched and stiflingly hot, the rise
in energy costs and the soaring temperatures will put an end to
right-wing retirement communities like Phoenix, Tucson and Palm
Springs. Already the Salton Sea is fading away and putting Palm Springs
on notice that the good times are coming to an end. Another right-wing
haven soon to be gone.
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Even if his fantasy had basis in fact, we survivors could taunt this beslubbering dewberry with - "Big deal Lindorff, you're King of nothing!"
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Were the ones with the guns, Lindorf.
ReplyDeleteTrogs like us will just take what we want if civil order breaks down to that point.
If your libtard Mad Maxine wet dream actually happens, we will remind you of this article when you attempt to flee blue-state flooding.
And who is going to raise the crops to feed this turd and his socialist buddies?
ReplyDeleteIsn't it cute when Libs try to act like they are really just concerned for us?
ReplyDeleteYou know he only worries about GW because of how bad it is for us!
TFV
beslubbering dewberry
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
His limousine liberal buddies are occupying most of those beachfronts he talks about. I won't cry when their tax dodge washes away, and we "reds" are better inclined and equipped, both mentally and physically, to persevere if what he dreams of even begins to happen.
FOAD Slubbery Lindorrk.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Ummm...maybe then we'll all have to become refugees, move into blue states and live off the libs welfare? Oh and become a protected class along the way.
ReplyDeleteOr just kill and eat them.
ReplyDeleteNevermind that the Sultan Sea didn't exist before modern irrigation. It's all runoff from the agri-biz of the Imperial County.
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According to that, Arkansas will be beach front property. I can't wait!
ReplyDelete"Were the ones with the guns, Lindorf." Exactly what I was thinking. I would only add - Why Wait?
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