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Wednesday, January 02, 2008

All Amerucan

You Are 80% American
You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!
Anyone with a higher score is almost certainly a cross dresser gaming this test in search of some self esteem.
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14 comments:

  1. Anonymous1/2/08, 5:43 PM

    You Are 86% American

    You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
    Tough and independent, you think big.
    You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
    And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

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  2. Rodger the Real King of France1/2/08, 5:53 PM

    I like your dress

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  3. AnnoyedOne1/2/08, 6:22 PM

    84% which isn't bad since I've only been here 12 years ;-)

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  4. gregor1/2/08, 6:43 PM

    78%... must be my love of dark beers... Europeans are good for some things...

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  5. Anonymous1/2/08, 7:10 PM

    82% and I love dark beer. are the Irish euroweenies?

    jr

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  6. Anonymous1/2/08, 7:21 PM

    60%, but you'll forgive this Canadian. I think that "zed" thing throws the curve.

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  7. Anonymous1/2/08, 9:27 PM

    What bullshit choices. Go back and look at the 2ndAmendment questions. Typical, stereotypical crap.

    78%. Real Americans drink IPAs, and can admit that Kraft makes shitty cheese. My sports are skydiving, scuba, and anything you DO rather than watch. Pahhh. Guy who put this together is a fricken' europhile.

    Fred Jameson

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  8. Anonymous1/3/08, 3:26 AM

    83 percent and No,I wont shop oughta a damn Fredericks of Hollywood catalog.

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  9. Anonymous1/3/08, 7:40 AM

    Wow, at 86%, I'm the "most American" on this board??? (so far)

    Makes me proud!

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  10. Anonymous1/3/08, 9:21 AM

    ***You Are 91% American***


    You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
    Tough and independent, you think big.
    You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
    And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!


    ...and that's why I have the keys to the XB-70 and the Mk17's

    Lifebeginsat200mph

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  11. Anonymous1/3/08, 10:33 AM

    Darn, I am only 84% American. There is something wrong with this test! The beer question was false because there is Dark American Beer (Sam Adams) and I think that the 2nd Amendment question was trying to stereotype.

    DE644

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  12. Wollf Howlsatmoon1/3/08, 11:45 AM

    91% for the Wollf. Could have done better, but I told the truth on an obviously loaded question.

    Nascar and Wrestling are not sports, sheesh. But damm....

    On this garter thing, does the rose go in front or back? And does it go "over" or "under" the holster belt?
    Wollf

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  13. closed1/3/08, 12:20 PM

    The person who put this together hasn't a clue.

    The 2nd amendment question only alters the score by about 5% at most.

    The more ignorant the answers, the better the score ... apparently this idjit thinks "real" red state americans are debt crazy non-voters.

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  14. Rodger the Real King of France1/4/08, 12:00 AM

    "Anyone with a higher score [than 80] is almost certainly a cross dresser gaming this test in search of some self esteem."

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