Blown Away

PRESS RELEASE

Prepare for Henry Waxman

“ In advance of a press conference for later this month, the first press release for 2008 is issued today:                                                                    PRESS RELEASE: SSRC 1-2008                                                                                Changes in the Sun’s Surface to Bring Next Climate Change  January 2, 2008 Today, the Space and Science Research Center, (SSRC) in Orlando, Florida announces that it has confirmed the recent web announcement of NASA solar physicists that there are substantial changes occurring in the sun’s surface. The SSRC has further researched these changes and has concluded they will bring about the next climate change to one of a long lasting cold era. ” I know what you're worried about.  You're worried that Al Gore will pull up to your gas pumps in his Chevy SUV and demand a fill-up, and you'll shove the nozzle down his throat, fill him with high octane, torch the whole deal, and wind up being subpoenaed to explain yourself before Henry Waxman's committee. Right?  When that happens,  you cannot have too much by way of documentation proving that Gore deserved it, and this article is, by my count,  the 1,763,832nd authority to slice his wacko climate theories to ribbons. Clip and save.  Oh, while you're reading the whole press release, Denny Wilson has some dandy music to listen to.

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