scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Here's a message I just sent to the ombudsman of the New York Times:
" Sir, I have a substantive position in a Fortune 125 company. I will now voice my heretofore quiet opinion of your paper: You are shameful cretins. I will actively inform my company to ignore the New York Times. Shame on you. Shame."
Think that's enough or should I have thrown in a few fuck yous?
I've received, over the last few years, special offers for the NYT in the mail. I take the prepaid return envelope, and sent them a note along the following lines
"Thank you for your offer for a NYT subscription. Unfortunately my local rag works perfectly as a cat litter box liner so I don't require your "newspaper" for this purpose. However I appreciate you wasting 82c (postage both ways) on the effort. Sincerely A1."
Nancy meets Fidel?
ReplyDeleteHere's a message I just sent to the ombudsman of the New York Times:
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Sir,
I have a substantive position in a Fortune 125 company. I will now voice my heretofore quiet opinion of your paper: You are shameful cretins. I will actively inform my company to ignore the New York Times. Shame on you. Shame."
Think that's enough or should I have thrown in a few fuck yous?
PS: The password on this entry is UGLFMEK.
Clap*clap. I think the FU's were understood.
ReplyDeleteI've received, over the last few years, special offers for the NYT in the mail. I take the prepaid return envelope, and sent them a note along the following lines
ReplyDelete"Thank you for your offer for a NYT subscription. Unfortunately my local rag works perfectly as a cat litter box liner so I don't require your "newspaper" for this purpose. However I appreciate you wasting 82c (postage both ways) on the effort. Sincerely A1."
Some people have been known to tape that prepaid reply to a brick. Ahem.
ReplyDeleteRodger,
ReplyDeleteI'm not fussed by the form of delivery just as long as the message is received ;-)
There you are Sir!...And that ring is genuine platinum Sir...Thank you for your support Sir....Huh?..Smooch?..Wha?
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