scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open
and her
right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am,
are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Because your breast is hanging out."
She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on
the bus again!"
Mm...
ReplyDeleteMilk! I need a glass of milk.
And cupcakes.
(Is that Ann Coulter's more shapely sister?)
...whereupon Officer Friendly arrested her for child endangerment.
ReplyDeleteHas anything come close to the thrill of watching the Rockettes on Ed Sullivan when I was nine? No.
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